…and we end up running back.

dracomalfoi:

“What do you mean you want to lose your—” Ginny screeched. 

Hermione quickly put a hand over her loud friends mouth, while searching the area to make sure no one heard. 

“I want to lose my virginity.” She stated as if the red head were slow. 

“I got that part Hermione.. but to the ferret??” she whispered. 

Her friend was gazing at the Amortentia bottles as if they were a chocolate cake..or in Hermione’s case, a first edition Arithmancy book.  

“He’s guaranteed to give a delightful performance, I’ve overheard many Slytherin and Ravenclaw girls give their reviews” 

Ginny just looked at her friend as if she had grown a separate head “A delightful performance?! Hermione.. this isn’t like going to the theater, or buying a new broom.. this is having sex.. with Draco Malfoy.”

Hermione put the bottle down with a huff, as her red headed friend turned away. This was not going to plan. It wasn’t as if she were in love with the git, she just needed a certain body part of his. It was all so simple. 

She figured she should be getting back to Harry and Ron before they started to get suspicious. Unfortunately, the object of her desire was leaning against the wall next to the Amortentia stand with a well placed smirk upon his face.

“So Granger… should we rent a room or would you rather I shagged you in the Weasley’s loo”

I don’t care, I don’t need you.

diarycrux:

AU draco/hermione → the lion the witch & the wardrobe (rq by edmuunds)

Hermione cursed inwardly, Draco aloud. With all their experience regarding a particular magical cabinet, they really should have known better.

For Lizzie, Happy Holidays :)